Hi, I’m Kristie, and I’ll be your blogger this evening. Can I start you off with some drinks? Maybe a blooming onion? Our specials today, changing whenever I damn well feel like it, are blog posts of varying topicality. All content is owned by me and may be used with proper attribution; otherwise, keep your damn hands off my verbiage, you thievin’ varmint. Trolls will be banned without a moment’s hesitation. I think that’s it. Thanks for reading.