Hi, I’m Kristie, and I’ll be your blogger this evening.  Can I start you off with some drinks?  Maybe a blooming onion?  Our specials today, changing whenever I damn well feel like it, are blog posts of varying topicality.  All content is owned by me and may be used with proper attribution; otherwise, keep your damn hands off my verbiage, you thievin’ varmint.  Trolls will be banned without a moment’s hesitation.  I think that’s it.  Thanks for reading.