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Your Valentine Orgasmalanche

Among the multiple possible themes suggested for Shenry’s 2009 Xmas mix was “Orgasmalanche.”  While I decided ultimately to go with “Forgotten Green Bean Casserole,” the truth is that I was titillated by the possibilities of the “Orgasmalanche” theme, and the two possibilities were neck and neck right up until the very end.  (As an aside, the word “neck” is very weird, and looks strange to me now after typing it thrice.)  In fact, I had a nearly fleshed-out list of music in the carnal and chicka-bow vein just sitting there, lonely and unused like your first cheap plastic vibrator in the back of the nightstand once you knew better and could afford decent toys.

Inspiration struck last week, and I have decided to gift you, my small but loyal group of readers, with the works as enumerated below in anticipation of the upcoming romantic holiday, because I ate all your chocolates, and I don’t know what size ball gag you take.  I hope you enjoy it with someone you love, even if (and especially if) that someone is yourself.  You can download the zip file by clicking here.  Happy Valentine’s Day!  I love you all, except for you lurkers who come here from Viagra sites that stole my content and use it for dog-knows-what nefarious purposes:  I hope it burns when you pee.

Zee playlist:

  1. Hot Shaved Asian Teens-Glenn Tilbrook.
  2. Feeling Love-Paula Cole
  3. Love Is Like Oxygen-Sweet (the awesome extended version)
  4. Axegrinder-Hoodoo Gurus
  5. I Want You (She’s So Heavy)-The Beatles
  6. Baby I’m-a Want You-Bread
  7. Acquiesce-k.d. lang
  8. Dr. Feelgood-Aretha Franklin
  9. If You Knew-Austin Willacy
  10. Closer-Nine Inch Nails
  11. The Flame-Arcadia
  12. Tell Me-Billie Myers
  13. Gnawin’ on It-Bonnie Raitt
  14. Don’t Make Me Dream About You-Chris Isaak
  15. The Look of Love-Dusty Springfield
  16. Still…You Turn Me On-Emerson, Lake & Palmer
  17. I Want Your Sex, Pt. 1 & 2-George Michael
  18. Surrender-Jane Monheit (If I could have anyone else’s voice besides my own, it’d be hers.)
  19. The Sensual World-Kate Bush (no pun intended)
  20. Smokin’ in Bed-Michael McElroy
  21. Sit On My Face-Monty Python
  22. Jingo-Santana


I've been doing some form of creative writing since 9th grade, and have been a blogger since 2003. Like most bloggers, I've quit blogging multiple times. But the words always come back, asking to be written down, and they pester me if I don't. So here we are. Thanks for reading.

5 thoughts on “Your Valentine Orgasmalanche

  1. Virtual mix cds are so fun and easy! Thanks for the personalized, free v-day gift. “Sit On My Face” is a carnal love song for sure. And “Closer” has that animalistic sex message. i can’t wait to hear the whole shebang-bang-ung-bang-yeeeow!

    ps… the larger the gag ball the better.

  2. I think folks might have trouble with the Bread song. It’s an m4p that sneaked in there without my noticing it. If’n you really want it, let me know, and I’ll find a way.

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