Handy

27 03 2008
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I’ve been reading this book by Frank R. Wilson called The Hand. It is, not surprisingly, about the human hand, the evolution thereof, and a discussion of how the evolution of hand and mind occurred simultaneously and interdependently, each having a mighty influence on the other. It’s fascinating stuff.

I bought the book a year ago, and just got around to reading it. I’ve put myself on a book-buying freeze until I read the stacks of books I’ve already bought and have yet to read. (It’s going to take awhile.) It caught my attention because hands are interesting to me. They tell you a lot about a person. For example, my hands will tell you that I’m a person who scars easily and frequently, that I am well past the full bloom of youth (discovered my first age spots recently), that whatever job I have, it doesn’t involve hard manual labor, and that I play guitar. My left hand will tell you that I’m married, even if I took the rings off; they’ve left a permanent crease on my finger. It will also tell you the season if you’re savvy, because I have a birthmark on it that darkens in the summer sun to a far greater degree than the skin around it.

Hands are even more interesting for what they can do. Until I started reading this book, I really hadn’t considered just what a feat of evolution and engineering my hands are, and just how amazing it is that I can type this post at 71 words per minute. Which makes me wonder why playing the guitar has been so difficult at various times. Clearly, I have the capability to use discrete digital movements to create at top speed, but it doesn’t apply to the guitar at this point. The answer seems to lie in the way the brain and the hands interact.

The book covers things that beg for instant experimentation. It is not often when I’m reading a scientific work that I have all the components necessary to experience first-…uh…hand the truth of the statements. When I was reading Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything, it wasn’t so easy to attempt fission in the home, or to simulate billions of years of plate tectonics. But hands are another story entirely, and I found myself engaging in mini-experiments because I’m a curious sort and because I nearly always have my hands with me.

The chapter I’m in the middle of is about handedness, which seems to be unique in the animal world and, as everyone knows, tends toward right-handedness for the majority of us. The connection to the brain and learning and handedness, while not entirely understood, brings up some intriguing points. One anecdote talked about naturally left-handed children who were forced into right-handedness, and subsequently found they had trouble in school; when they were allowed to revert to their natural left-handedness, their performance on learning tasks improved dramatically. Consider what your school years might’ve been like if you’d been forced to write with your non-dominant hand. “Frustrating” is the word that comes to mind for me.

Like most kids, I suppose, I experimented with writing with my left hand, and found the resulting mess a good reason to revert to my right hand. But it’s been decades since I repeated the experiment. Until the other night. (People who don’t have kids have this kind of free time.)

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I started at the top by writing in cursive with my left hand. That Christmas song had just come up on shuffle-play when I was starting, so that’s what I wrote. It’s nigh on illegible, and the printing wasn’t much better. The sad thing was, I was trying really hard to make it as neat as possible, and this is the best I could do.

I had a brainstorm, and wondered if the superiority of my right hand was a function of the hand alone, or just a change of orientation, so decided to write upside-down with my right hand, both printing and in cursive. Oddly enough, it was much better than either of the left-hand versions. So the connection between writing and my right hand is a strong one, much stronger that that of my left-hand, regardless of orientation. Writing, it seems, is hard-wired into my right hand. It makes no sense to me that I should write better upside-down with my right hand than I do right-side-up with my left, but so it is. And it’s interesting that none of the versions look anything like my normal handwriting. That is the tasty mystery in all this, how that path gets so well worn as to make writing virtually effortless, and also make the transference of the skill to the non-dominant hand such a struggle.

I have had a similar experience with my eye injury. It is not the original injury that keeps me from seeing with that eye, not anymore. That could be repaired. However, the neural pathway from eye to brain is atrophied; that’s what makes it impossible now. Only losing the use of the other eye could reactivate it in time. But what’s amazing is that it could.

The malleability of ability is pretty amazing. It’s what allows practice to make a difference—as you do something over and over again, your brain learns how to do it to the point of automaticity. The rate at which we learn varies, but we all tend to go through the same stages in the end, if we stick with it. (When’s the last time you thought about tying your shoes?) Which is why I can play the guitar now; there was a time when I couldn’t even get my fingers into the proper chord shapes. People talk about muscle memory, but it’s really more muscle AND memory, the brain and hands conferring at the speed of light to work in concert. How cool is that? For all my complaints about this carcass, it really is an extraordinary machine.





Dubya’s Presidential Library

20 03 2008

As you may have heard, the site for the future George W. Bush Presidential Library has recently been announced. It will be housed at Southern Methodist University, which has been lobbying for its location there since Bush’s first term.

The choice has not been without controversy, of course, and for several different reasons. There are several Methodist ministers and staff members there who find Bush’s actions inconsistent with the ethics and morals of the university, and therefore feel that the location of his library and potential “think tank” there would highly inappropriate. Then there are the scholars who fear that the documents provided to the library will be expurgated, and so carefully selected as to be worthless as an academic resource.

Fair critiques, I am sure, but I really think that we should not rush to judgment. I think the usefulness of the library will have to be evaluated on its actual contents. To that end, I have made efforts to obtain an excerpt from the official catalog of the books and documents that will be housed there, and am pleased to share them with you today.

The early years: Not many people are aware that our President is a lover of theatre. Included in the library is the musical that inspired a not-too-bright, rarely sober young man to obtain positions beyond his training and skills, leaving him wealthy and the businesses in pieces, reminding us all that it’s not WHAT you know, but who yer daddy is that matters.

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The heir presumptive: A man with little political experience ran an unusually well-financed campaign for a novice. Once again, it pays to have a well-known name, and as the last 8 years have shown, Bush doesn’t forget his friends. We should not have been surprised that he does not feel beholden or responsible to the voters; they’re not the ones who put him in office, after all.

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Leader of the free world: Having been governor of Texas, a large state still considered by many of its citizens to be an independent country, George W. Bush was mentally, if not practically, prepared for the rigors of running a nation. Among the books gifted to the library is this one. It is a perfect specimen; the binding has not even been cracked. More’s the pity.

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Manifest destiny: Bush had a clear idea about what he wanted to do in office, never mind stuffy tradition and the Constitution, both of which set a precedent of a balance of powers. He went full-speed into his own agenda, regardless of whose rights were trampled. His certitude and apparent insensibility to irony have been hallmarks of his administration and only continue to astonish. Just recently, when asked what would be lost by opening discussions with Raul Castro, he explained:

“What’s lost by embracing a tyrant who puts his people in prison because of their political beliefs? What’s lost is it will send the wrong message. It will give great status to those who have suppressed human rights and human dignity. I’m not suggesting there is never a time to talk,” Bush said, but he added now was not the time to begin discussions with Raul Castro, who succeeded his brother, Fidel, as Cuban leader on Sunday.

“He’s nothing more than an extension of what his brother did, which was to ruin an island and to imprison people because of their beliefs.” And how many uncharged prisoners are still being held at Gitmo?

Shelved in the presidential library will be this volume, the one that helped him make his dreams become reality.

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On the lighter side: It’s a tough job, ruining a nation, and after a long day the President loves nothing better than to settle in for some reading. His beloved wife Laura, a former librarian, recommended this one for his reading level.

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It’s important to understand, though, that President Bush reads widely, and also likes to challenge himself with more advanced reading on subjects of interest to him, like vacation activities.

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The making of a legacy: Do you have a better explanation as to how this man could have won two elections? Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

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